Alpha Male Eric

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 02:47:00 GMT

FRIDAY NIGHT! FRIDAY NIGHT! FRIDAY NIGHT!

LEt's PARty!

I want to socialize so bad it hurts inside. I can't stand it. I am on the verge of going by myself to meet random weird people! I think I will. hell yes. fuck yes. And not stupid coffee shop people. They are all the same. Perf!
Oh shit I can get my ass in to a bar if I want. No that's to foreign even for Alpha Eric by him self.
Do people go to bars alone? what do they do? Is it okay to drink alone when other people are around? But not by one's self? Right?

Man oH Man I am going to have an ADD Party. I will give ALL OF YOU my old pills (not really) and you can fucking get all hyper and crazy and we will be A D Fucking D all night! FUCK YES! The party won't be over until someone has to go to the hospital for hypertension.
We could throw balls at each other while dancing.

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:45:09 GMT

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

See me ride out of the sunset
On your colour TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no ritlin
Ain't got no adderal
But don't you start no fight

CHORUS:
'Cause I'm A.D.D. I'm dynamite
A.D.D. and I'll win the fight
A.D.D. I'm a power load
A.D.D. watch me explode

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a fidgity man
Can't sit on my hands
Understand?
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
I wanna spin a'round

CHORUS
A.D.D. Oi, oi, oi
A.D.D. Oi, oi, oi
A.D.D. Oi, oi, oi
A.D.D. Oi, oi, oi
A.D.D. Oi
I'm dynamite (oi, oi)
A.D.D. Oi,
And I'll dance all night,
A.D.D.
I'm a power load
A.D.D.
Watch me explode!

Tue, 09 Mar 2004 04:10:57 GMT

I THINK THAT WE SHOULD GREET PEOPLE BY LICKING THEIR FOREHEADS...
I AM GOING TO START A TREND.
WHAT MY EYES ARE AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO:
1.) GREEN LIGHT
2.) YELLOW BOTTLE CAP
3.) LIGHT BULB

I WANT A PICKLE

NOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYES

Thu, 19 Feb 2004 01:25:28 GMT

RAGHGHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The smell of spring was to much for him.

HAHAHAHA

HE can't sit still. he is too happy. He wants to run and play. run and play run and play. chase a car. drink a coke. smell his shoe. spin in a chair. listen to fast crazy music! cHew on a straw..,. Avoid all WORK.

I controlled him today. His medicine failed to pin me down. it was only time before I would prevail.

He seriously wants to spin in circles.

Tue, 06 Jan 2004 22:14:17 GMT

Those of you who have been over to my house, have probably one time or another seen my cat Schooch. Schooch is a fancy cat from a well to do pure bred Persian family. His mother was a pedigree and his father a wealthy business cat.

A picture of Schooch in his prime.

Schooch like his father grew up to be a business cat. He was doing rather well, that is until the recent recession. Schooch lost all of his money in the stock market and took up drinking.

He is now a herion addict and sells his fur to my dog Sasha for smack:

THE END

A door is just a glorified hole

Fri, 02 Jan 2004 20:48:55 GMT

So I started working for my dad today. He had me wash his walls... Karate Kid style. I did learn something though... and that is:
"A door is just a glorified hole in the wall" –me

You must now call me Erickson or

I wonder how many people look at my journal but do not post a comment?(a> thousands) I wonder how many people that look at it I actually know (a> none). I wonder how many of those people have crushes on me? (a> 1/6) I bet they all do.

"You like a hurricane, are calm in your eyes." N.Y.

Fri, 12 Dec 2003 20:09:11 GMT

I know that I have not updated. He has been keeping me in his Adderal prison. But don't worry, I have an escape plan.

He knows I am there. Turning and grinding like a hydro electric turbine. Surging with an energy that can not be contained!
He knows he wants me out. As soon as he turns in that last final, he will not be able to stop me from making him dance, scream, and chase things.

I am the reason he walks the way he does.

Tue, 02 Dec 2003 03:59:40 GMT

I have created the first ADD simulator. Please check it out and let me know how it feels:

http://www.ericbaker.com/livejournal/add.html

Tue, 02 Dec 2003 00:46:56 GMT

Tue, 02 Dec 2003 00:38:10 GMT

HI EVERYONE!!
I finally got my add account. OHHHH the fun times we will have together!!

I don't feel like being creative right this moment. But I will later.