urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric ADD Eric Eric 2004-07-03T02:47:30Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:2576 2004-07-03T02:47:00Z 2004-07-03T02:47:30Z Truckers Atlas <h1> FRIDAY NIGHT! FRIDAY NIGHT! FRIDAY NIGHT! </h1> <br /><h2> <font color="purple">LEt's PARty!</font></h2><br />I want to socialize so bad it hurts inside. I can't stand it. I am on the verge of going by myself to meet random weird people! I think I will. hell yes. fuck yes. And not stupid coffee shop people. They are all the same. Perf! <br />Oh shit I can get my ass in to a bar if I want. No that's to foreign even for Alpha Eric by him self. <br />Do people go to bars alone? what do they do? Is it okay to drink alone when other people are around? But not by one's self? Right?<br /><br />Man oH Man I am going to have an ADD Party. I will give ALL OF YOU my old pills (not really) and you can fucking get all hyper and crazy and we will be A D Fucking D all night! FUCK YES! The party won't be over until someone has to go to the hospital for hypertension.<br />We could throw balls at each other while dancing. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:2315 2004-04-28T23:45:09Z 2004-04-28T23:45:09Z Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi<br /><br />See me ride out of the sunset<br />On your colour TV screen<br />Out for all that I can get<br />If you know what I mean<br />Women to the left of me<br />And women to the right<br />Ain't got no ritlin<br />Ain't got no adderal<br />But don't you start no fight<br /><br />CHORUS:<br />'Cause I'm A.D.D. I'm dynamite<br />A.D.D. and I'll win the fight<br />A.D.D. I'm a power load<br />A.D.D. watch me explode<br /><br />I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean<br />I'm a fidgity man<br />Can't sit on my hands<br />Understand?<br />So lock up your daughter<br />Lock up your wife<br />Lock up your back door<br />And run for your life<br />The man is back in town<br />I wanna spin a'round<br /><br />CHORUS<br />A.D.D. Oi, oi, oi<br />A.D.D. Oi, oi, oi<br />A.D.D. Oi, oi, oi<br />A.D.D. Oi, oi, oi<br />A.D.D. Oi <br />I'm dynamite (oi, oi)<br />A.D.D. Oi, <br />And I'll dance all night,<br />A.D.D.<br />I'm a power load<br />A.D.D.<br />Watch me explode! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:2140 2004-03-09T04:10:57Z 2004-03-09T04:10:57Z I THINK THAT WE SHOULD GREET PEOPLE BY LICKING THEIR FOREHEADS...<br />I AM GOING TO START A TREND. <br />WHAT MY EYES ARE AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO:<br />1.) GREEN LIGHT<br />2.) YELLOW BOTTLE CAP<br />3.) LIGHT BULB<br /><br />I WANT A PICKLE<br /><br />NOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYES urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:1858 2004-02-19T01:25:28Z 2004-02-19T01:25:28Z Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana <h1><font color="RED">RAGHGHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</h1><font><br /><br />The smell of spring was to much for him.<br /><br />HAHAHAHA <br /><br />HE can't sit still. he is too happy. He wants to run and play. run and play run and play. chase a car. drink a coke. smell his shoe. spin in a chair. listen to fast crazy music! cHew on a straw..,. Avoid all WORK. <br /><br />I controlled him today. His medicine failed to pin me down. it was only time before I would prevail.<br /><br />He seriously wants to spin in circles.</font></font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:1734 2004-01-06T22:14:17Z 2004-01-06T22:18:01Z Those of you who have been over to my house, have probably one time or another seen my cat Schooch. Schooch is a fancy cat from a well to do pure bred Persian family. His mother was a pedigree and his father a wealthy business cat.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ericbaker.com/livejournal/before.jpg"><br /><h3>A picture of Schooch in his prime.</h3><br /><br />Schooch like his father grew up to be a business cat. He was doing rather well, that is until the recent recession. Schooch lost all of his money in the stock market and took up drinking.<br /><br /><h3>He is now a herion addict and sells his fur to my dog Sasha for smack:</h3> <br /><img src="http://www.ericbaker.com/livejournal/after.jpg"><br /><br /><br /><br /><h1> THE END </h1> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:1350 2004-01-02T20:48:55Z 2004-01-02T21:01:47Z So I started working for my dad today. He had me wash his walls... Karate Kid style. I did learn something though... and that is: <br />"A door is just a glorified hole in the wall" –me<br /><br />You must now call me Erickson or<br /><br />I wonder how many people look at my journal but do not post a comment?(a&gt; thousands) I wonder how many people that look at it I actually know (a&gt; none). I wonder how many of those people have crushes on me? (a&gt; 1/6) I bet they all do.<br /><br />"You like a hurricane, are calm in your eyes." N.Y. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:1279 2003-12-12T20:09:11Z 2003-12-12T20:09:11Z humming I know that I have not updated. He has been keeping me in his Adderal prison. But don't worry, I have an escape plan.<br /><br />He knows I am there. Turning and grinding like a hydro electric turbine. Surging with an energy that can not be contained! <br />He knows he wants me out. As soon as he turns in that last final, he will not be able to stop me from making him dance, scream, and chase things.<br /><br />I am the reason he walks the way he does. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:966 2003-12-02T03:59:40Z 2003-12-02T03:59:40Z I have created the first ADD simulator. Please check it out and let me know how it feels: <br /><br /><a href="http://www.ericbaker.com/livejournal/add.html">http://www.ericbaker.com/livejournal/add.html</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:517 2003-12-02T00:46:56Z 2003-12-02T00:46:56Z <img src="http://www.ericbaker.com/livejournal/index_04.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alphamaleeric:485 2003-12-02T00:38:10Z 2003-12-02T00:43:20Z HI EVERYONE!!<br />I finally got my add account. OHHHH the fun times we will have together!!<br /><br />I don't feel like being creative right this moment. But I will later.